"The highlight of the Club's year was the Burns Supper held at the Guildford Golf Club on 22nd January 2011. Piped by Gordon Skilling and addressed by Bob Nisbet, the Haggis was duly honoured and dispatched.
The traditional formalities of the occasion were graced by distinguished speakers. Peter Kormylo, a former chair of the Burns Howff Club in Dumfries, gave a most engaging Immortal Memory, setting some of the events of Burns's life, work and character against Scotland's social and political context of the time.
The light-hearted battle of the sexes was an honourable draw between, in the blue corner, Andrew Harburn, toasting the Lassies and, in the pink corner, Amanda Zwarts, replying.
A selection of Burns's songs, exquisitely sung by Elizabeth Nash, reminded us of the debt of gratitude we owe to Burns for preserving and adding to the canon of Scottish songs.
Rounding off the evening in the finest of style, the Club was treated to a hilarious 'Toast to the Droothy Ones' by James Hainning, also a stalwart of the Burns Howff Club, who launched a barrage of wit and wisdom (well, not much of the latter) which reduced the company to helpless laughter."